'Most people think that a tall man will usually have a large penis, but this is not entirely true.'
'It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.'
@5 months ago with 1 note
#Would just like to point this out to all the haters that suggest all Asian dicks are small #bitches be trippin' #Jjong's a big motherfucker and height doesn't even count #SHINee #Jonghyun #Buldge #Jjong #Penis #:3 #bulge
Jonghyun’s a big motherfucker and I don’t mean in height ;3
The plan was simple. Get in, chop the onions, get out. ‘Operation make Minho cry’ as Jonghyun liked to call it. Would he be doing such pointless things on a Friday night if he had anything better to do? No. Because he needed to get back at Minho for when he’d called Jonghyun a cry baby. And Jonghyun hadn’t let anyone else in on the plan because no one had the same conviction as he did. He wanted Minho to cry and he wanted it on camera. From there it would be turned into a permanent home video, made into millions of copies, posted on all websites imaginable and spread through-out the world. And Minho wouldn’t be able to live it down. Jonghyun chuckled evilly, sure not to be too loud as he didn’t want anyone to hear him as he snuck into their dorm.
Key was out and Taemin had agreed with no questions asked to get Onew out of the house. Jonghyun would have included Taemin in his master plan but he didn’t want the maknae to witness the extent of his cruelty if it came down to torture to get their rapper to burst into tears. First thing was first though. Onions.
Jonghyun slipped into the dorm, quietly shutting the door behind himself, ears primed to listen to any indication of movement, not sure where Minho was. Jonghyun crept down the dark hallway, peering into his and Minho’s room to be greeted with the familiar dark, shapeless sight of Minho laying half-dead on Jonghyun’s bed. ‘Why my bed?’ Jonghyun would have pushed him off had it been any other night but this wasn’t the time for rough play. He had a job to do. So Jonghyun shut the door of their room in the hope that Minho wouldn’t realize the give-away that someone was there if he woke up.
I have so many unfinished Jongho fics… It would be nice to just let some part of them breathe in the public for a while.
@5 months ago with 4 notes
#Why am I having a year-long writers block? #SHINee #fanfic #Jongho #MingBling #hohyun #Jonghyun #Minho